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That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup “Pistol” Print Hoodie – Light Gray

That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup “Pistol” Print Hoodie – Light Gray

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That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup “Pistol” Print Hoodie – That’s a Sentence. A Complete Sentence. A Sentence That Has a Subject (That’s), a Predicate (a Awful Lot), and an Object (of Cough Syrup) — a Sentence That Is Most Completely the Sentence When It Is Most Completely the Sentence That Someone Says When They Are Looking at Someone Else Who Has Poured Too Much Cough Syrup: the Observation, the Comment, the Statement About the Excess That the One Who Is Watching Makes When the One Who Is Being Watched Has Gone Too Far With the Cough Syrup. That’s a Awful Lot of Cough Syrup Is the Brand That Has Named Itself After This Sentence — Not After a Word (the Single Unit of Meaning That Most Brands Choose to Name Themselves After), Not After a Concept (the Abstract Idea That Some Brands Choose to Name Themselves After), But After a Complete Sentence: the Full Statement, the Entire Observation, the Whole Comment That Someone Makes When They Are Watching Someone Else Pour Too Much Cough Syrup — the Brand That Is Most Completely the Brand When It Is Most Completely the Brand That Has Named Itself After the Most Specific and Most Complete and Most Unexpected Sentence That a Brand Has Ever Named Itself After. The Pistol Is the Most Direct Symbol — Not the Indirect Symbol (the Symbol That Requires Interpretation, the Symbol That Means Something Only After the One Who Sees It Has Done the Work of Understanding What It Means), But the Pistol: the Most Direct Symbol, the Symbol That Communicates Its Meaning Without Requiring the One Who Sees It to Do Any Work of Interpretation — the Symbol That Is Most Completely the Symbol When It Is Most Completely the Symbol That Everyone Who Sees It Understands Immediately, the Graphic That Communicates Power and Directness and the Refusal to Be Indirect in the Most Direct Way That a Graphic Can Communicate These Things. The Pistol + That’s a Awful Lot of Cough Syrup: the Most Direct Symbol on the Most Sentence-Complete Brand — the Graphic That Communicates Without Requiring Interpretation on the Brand That Has Named Itself After the Most Specific Sentence That a Brand Has Ever Named Itself After — the Most Direct Graphic on the Most Indirect Brand Name: the Pistol (the Symbol That Needs No Explanation) on the Brand That Is Named After a Complete Sentence (the Statement That Is the Most Specific and Most Unexpected Brand Name That Streetwear Has Ever Produced). Light Gray Is the Color That Steps Back So the Pistol Can Step Forward — Not the Black (the Color That Competes With the Pistol for Darkness), Not the White (the Color That Competes With the Pistol for Brightness), But Light Gray: the Most Neutral Color, the Color That Does Not Compete With the Pistol, the Color That Gives the Pistol the Space to Be the Entire Statement — the Most Quiet Color for the Most Direct Symbol: the Color That Steps Back, the Pistol That Steps Forward, the Light Gray That Makes the That’s a Awful Lot of Cough Syrup Pistol Print Hoodie Most Completely the Hoodie by Being the Color That Is Most Completely the Color That Lets the Pistol Say Everything That Needs to Be Said Without the Color Saying Anything at All.

The That’s a Awful Lot of Cough Syrup Pistol print hoodie in light gray is the specific garment that the brand has built to carry the most direct graphic statement on the most sentence-complete brand name in streetwear — that’s a awful lot of cough syrup (the brand that has named itself after a complete sentence: not a word, not a concept, but a complete sentence — the full observation that someone makes when they are watching someone else pour too much cough syrup: that’s (the subject: the observation begins), a awful lot (the predicate: the quantity is named), of cough syrup (the object: the specific substance is identified) — the complete sentence, the entire statement, the whole comment that is the most specific and most unexpected brand name that streetwear has ever produced — the brand that is most completely the brand when it is most completely the brand that has named itself after the most complete sentence that a brand has ever named itself after) and the pistol (the most direct symbol: not the indirect symbol that requires interpretation, but the pistol — the symbol that communicates its meaning without requiring the one who sees it to do any work of interpretation, the graphic that communicates power and directness and the refusal to be indirect in the most direct way that a graphic can communicate these things — the pistol that is most completely the pistol when it is most completely the pistol that everyone who sees it understands immediately, the symbol that needs no explanation). The pistol + that’s a awful lot of cough syrup: the most direct symbol on the most sentence-complete brand — the graphic that communicates without requiring interpretation on the brand that has named itself after the most specific sentence that a brand has ever named itself after — the most direct graphic on the most indirect brand name: the pistol (the symbol that needs no explanation) on the brand that is named after a complete sentence (the statement that is the most specific and most unexpected brand name that streetwear has ever produced). Light gray is the color that steps back so the pistol can step forward — not the black (the color that competes with the pistol for darkness), not the white (the color that competes with the pistol for brightness), but light gray: the most neutral color, the color that does not compete with the pistol, the color that gives the pistol the space to be the entire statement — the most quiet color for the most direct symbol: the color that steps back, the pistol that steps forward. That’s a sentence. A complete sentence. The brand that named itself after it. The pistol: the most direct symbol, the graphic that needs no explanation. Light gray: the color that steps back so the pistol can step forward. The most quiet color for the most direct symbol.

Why You’ll Love It

  • ✦ That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup — the brand named after a complete sentence — not a word, not a concept, but a complete sentence: the full observation someone makes when watching someone else pour too much cough syrup — the most sentence-complete streetwear brand: the most specific and most unexpected brand name that streetwear has ever produced
  • ✦ The Complete Sentence as Brand Name — subject + predicate + object — that’s (the subject: the observation begins) + a awful lot (the predicate: the quantity is named) + of cough syrup (the object: the specific substance is identified) — the most grammar-complete brand name in streetwear: the entire statement, the whole comment, the full observation as the name of the brand
  • ✦ Pistol — the most direct symbol — not the indirect symbol that requires interpretation, but the pistol: the symbol that communicates its meaning without requiring the one who sees it to do any work of interpretation — the most direct-complete That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup graphic: the symbol that everyone who sees it understands immediately, the graphic that needs no explanation
  • ✦ Pistol + That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup — the most direct symbol on the most sentence-complete brand — pistol (the graphic that communicates without requiring interpretation: the symbol that needs no explanation) + that’s a awful lot of cough syrup (the brand named after the most specific sentence: the complete observation, the full statement) — the most contrast-complete combination: the most direct graphic on the most indirect brand name, the symbol that needs no explanation on the brand that is named after a complete sentence
  • ✦ The Most Direct Graphic on the Most Indirect Brand Name — the pistol (the symbol that communicates power and directness and the refusal to be indirect in the most direct way) on the brand that is named after a complete sentence (the statement that is the most specific and most unexpected brand name that streetwear has ever produced) — the most tension-complete That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup statement: the directness of the pistol and the specificity of the sentence, together on the same garment
  • ✦ Light Gray — the most quiet color for the most direct symbol — not the black (competes with the pistol for darkness), not the white (competes with the pistol for brightness), but light gray: the most neutral color, the color that does not compete with the pistol, the color that gives the pistol the space to be the entire statement — the most graphic-forward That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup colorway: the color that steps back so the pistol can step forward
  • ✦ Light Gray + Pistol — the quietest color for the loudest symbol — light gray (the color that steps back: the neutral that gives the graphic the space to speak) + pistol (the most direct symbol: the graphic that speaks without requiring interpretation) — the most contrast-complete That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup color-graphic combination: the most quiet color for the most direct symbol, the color that steps back and the symbol that steps forward
  • ✦ True-to-size fit — available in S, M, L, XL

Product Details

  • Brand: That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup
  • Style: “Pistol” Print Hoodie
  • Color: Light Gray
  • Graphic: Pistol Print
  • Construction: Hoodie
  • Sizes: S – XL
  • Category: Thats A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup Pistol Print Hoodie Light Gray Brand Named After Complete Sentence Not Word Not Concept But Complete Sentence Full Observation Someone Makes When Watching Someone Else Pour Too Much Cough Syrup Thats Subject Observation Begins A Awful Lot Predicate Quantity Named Of Cough Syrup Object Specific Substance Identified Complete Sentence Entire Statement Whole Comment Most Specific Most Unexpected Brand Name Streetwear Ever Produced Brand Most Completely Brand When Most Completely Brand Named Itself After Most Complete Sentence Brand Ever Named Itself After Pistol Most Direct Symbol Not Indirect Symbol Requires Interpretation But Pistol Symbol Communicates Meaning Without Requiring One Who Sees It Do Any Work Interpretation Graphic Communicates Power Directness Refusal Be Indirect Most Direct Way Graphic Can Communicate These Things Pistol Most Completely Pistol When Most Completely Pistol Everyone Who Sees It Understands Immediately Symbol Needs No Explanation Pistol Thats A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup Most Direct Symbol Most Sentence Complete Brand Graphic Communicates Without Requiring Interpretation Brand Named Itself After Most Specific Sentence Brand Ever Named Itself After Most Direct Graphic Most Indirect Brand Name Pistol Symbol Needs No Explanation Brand Named After Complete Sentence Statement Most Specific Most Unexpected Brand Name Streetwear Ever Produced Most Direct Graphic Most Indirect Brand Name Directness Pistol Specificity Sentence Together Same Garment Light Gray Most Quiet Color Most Direct Symbol Not Black Competes Pistol Darkness Not White Competes Pistol Brightness But Light Gray Most Neutral Color Color Does Not Compete Pistol Color Gives Pistol Space Be Entire Statement Most Graphic Forward Thats A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup Colorway Color Steps Back So Pistol Can Step Forward Light Gray Pistol Quietest Color Loudest Symbol Light Gray Color Steps Back Neutral Gives Graphic Space Speak Pistol Most Direct Symbol Graphic Speaks Without Requiring Interpretation Most Contrast Complete Thats A Awful Lot Of Cough Syrup Color Graphic Combination Most Quiet Color Most Direct Symbol Color Steps Back Symbol Steps Forward Streetwear Hoodie

Note: That’s A Awful Lot of Cough Syrup — the brand named after a complete sentence: the full observation someone makes when watching someone else pour too much cough syrup. The pistol: the most direct symbol, the graphic that communicates without requiring interpretation, the symbol that everyone who sees it understands immediately. Light gray: the most quiet color for the most direct symbol — the color that steps back so the pistol can step forward. Please refer to product photos for the most accurate representation.

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